laidback.org got quoted in a white paper about login banners?
How very strange!

http://www.unixworks.net/papers/wp-007.pdf

If it's     broke,
      fix it.

We're not here yet.  Go away.

Laidback.org: for people that don't watch football.

Laidback.org doesn't sponsor Big Brother.

        And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
        They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the
ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our
very selfhood revealed."
        And Jesus replied, "What?"

  One day, this monkey walked over to me and said "Hey, is that your hat on
that lamp po" ...oh, no.  That's not right.  The monkey said "Hey, look,
that's your..." that's not it either...  Try again.
  One day, this monkey walked over to me, and he says, "Hey, your hat's like
the lamp posts...".  Hang on, hang on.  I'll get it in a minute.
  One day this monkey walked over to me, and he says "ooook".

Hey, it only took em _four_ days to reboot it....

  "Hey hey, we're the techies!
   People say we bugger around,
   But we're too busy hackin',
   To put anybody down... unless they use MS-Windows, but that
 doesn't scan too well...

  There is no silly message here.

SunOS 5.6

IRIX System V.4 (tornado.army.mil)

Access to this computer system is restricted to personell of 
White Plains USAF base.  All connections are logged.  By attempting
to connect without permission, you are in violation of federal law.

         The 1983 movie War Games shone a flashlight
         onto the hidden face of hacking, and warned
         audiences nationwide that hackers could get into
         any computer system. 
         The hackers gleaned a different message from the
         film. 
         It implied that hacking could get you girls. 
         Cute girls. 
               -- http://www.discovery.com/area/technology/hackers/golden.html

Mooo!

Annoying observation #412:
  If someone contacts you, offering a job, they are quite willing to
tell you it's an ideal job opportunity for you, until you ask them
a technical question.  They will then announce that they will have
to see a copy of your CV before they will discuss anything else.
It remains, however, a job offer you shouldn't turn down.

Hmmm... Finnish girls...

  "...what *did* we do with the
                  drunken sailor?"

 "I know it looks like it *shouldn't*
       work, but it does ..."

Watch out - the ground is icy, if
you're jumping about, beware.

I believe that Tony Blair will someday make this country what it
once was ... an arctic wilderness

"This job's too hard!"

 Well, that was weird.  I just had an image of Homer Simpson
gazing at a glowing harddisk light and muttering
 "Hmmmm....   rm -rf"